Jane Austen and Lord Byron Spar–in my Office

Previously Published April 4, 2012 | on Austen Authors

 

My office has become rather crowded lately.  On the day my agent told me I needed a better title for my new novel, the banter had reached such a level I could not hear myself think.  Some of my imaginary friends would have to go–but which?  Jane Austen has been around ever since I began writing My Jane Austen Summer.  She was present for the endless rewrites, editorial submission, and the launch.  Byron, Shelley, and Keats arrived the day I began writing the new novel.  We’d been busy working for the past three years, puzzling out scenes and dialogue for their cameo appearances.  But once the new novel was finished–(except for the title)–the Romantic Poets became idle–which is not a good thing.  Shelley plays with the faucets in my bathroom.  Jane Austen has been teaching Keats to cough into his sleeve which makes a mess.  And Byron is Byron.

 

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Why I Did Not Clean My Oven Last Weekend

Calories consumed at JASNA meetings don't count

This blog was previously posted on Austen Authors.

I did not clean my oven last weekend and it’s all Jane Austen’s fault.

One day, eight years ago, I finished reading the last page of the sixth Jane Austen novel and suffered a debilitating realization:  Jane Austen was dead and would never write another word.  Cold turkey.  Withdrawal overwhelmed me as the Champion of Bookish Women departed my life forever, leaving only six novels.  I waded through anger and denial.  Other literature paled and I floundered for days until, seeking help, I turned to the internet and wandered into the Republic of Pemberley.  There, to my great astonishment, I discovered I was not alone—there was a name for people like me: Janeites.  And their active organization, The Jane Austen Society of North America, had a chapter in my neighborhood.

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Celebrity Authors–They’re Just Like Us*!!

Cindy Jones impersonating a celebrity author
Famous authors frequently stop in Dallas to promote their books and, after my debut novel sold, I began to envision myself behind a podium.  From my front row seat I took notes on subject matter, recorded how much time they devoted to each part of their talk, and filed away author jokes to appropriate later.  After listening to so many celebrity authors, I’ve decided a good talk is not about structure.  Instead of discovering the secret to entertaining an audience, I’ve discovered that—if you don’t count the Pulitzer Prizes, Ivy League Professorships, and bestseller paychecks—celebrity authors are just like us*.
  •         They connect unlike things to create something new. Jeffrey Eugenides connected the study of Semiotics with Jane Austen to create his novel, The Marriage Plot.
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5 Reasons Why I Love Jane Austen

As the person responsible for my book’s promotion, I speak to book clubs, literary guilds, and library groups about my book, the creative process, and the journey to publication.  After such a talk last week where I had gone on for 40 minutes, sacrificing my husband and children for a laugh, baring my rejection history for a little sympathy, and explaining how my creative technique evolved from watching Gilligan’s Island as a child, someone raised their hand.  (I’m embarrassed to admit this).  The gentle reader asked, “What is your book about?”

I told her.

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How To Wait for Your Agent To Call

I revised my novel in the ski lodge while my family skied

I spent the holidays finalizing revisions on my novel while my family skied.  Yesterday I sent the third draft to my agent, with the expectation that we are almost there.  But, I don’t know this for certain, and now I am waiting to hear from her.  Waiting.

As a writer, I have spent a lot of time waiting, and instead of worrying about sitting still while the industry evolves, books become obsolete, and publishing, as we know it, ceases to exist, I’ve developed a strategy for dealing with the tension.  Rather than obsessing over how long it is taking, I try to distract myself.  Here are a few of my strategies for coping:

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Skyping My Jane Austen On Her Birthday

My Jane Austen looks kind of like this

I Skyped from my office.  “Happy birthday!” I said.  Clearly her house was full of revelers and I struggled to hide my embarrassment.  “I’m sorry to interrupt your party.”

“Nonsense, Jane Austen said, “You’ve saved me the trouble of inviting you.”

I fell into the awkward lull.

“Don’t fret, you’re not the only guest to arrive via Skype,” she said.  ”We just hung up with Mark Twain.”

“But he’s dead.”  Her guests looked oddly familiar.  “Is that Charlotte Bronte?” I asked.

Jane turned to look.  “Yes,” she said.

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Jane Austen Reviews MY JANE AUSTEN SUMMER

Published on Austen Authors, November 22, 2011 | 

My Jane Austen sits in the wicker chair in the corner of my office most days.  She amuses herself listening to my phone conversations, “Getting a lot of work done,” she observes.  Reading email over my shoulder, she comments, “I don’t see a conflict on your calendar next Tuesday,” and swiping books off my TBR pile.  ”People pay money for this?” she snarks, reading to the last page of Madame Bovary nonetheless.

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Five Scary-Gothic Things About Being A Writer

This blog was posted on Girlfriends Book club on November 8.  
My debut novel was published seven months ago and since then, certain aspects of my writing life have begun to imitate Gothic fiction, a genre that combines horror and Romantic themes for a pleasing sort of terror.  Romantic themes include things like mystery, psychological terror, medieval architecture, death, madness, and secrets.  I do not write Gothic fiction but I cut my teeth reading Nancy Drew, followed by The Secret Garden, to Wuthering Heightsby 7th grade.  I knew I’d found my niche when Heathcliff groaned in a paroxysm of ungovernable passion after learning of Catherine’s death:

"Don't be afraid," Mrs. Danvers says. "I won't push you."

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Is it November Yet?

This blog was posted on Austen Authors blogsite on October 28th.

Life is what happens when you were planning to do something else, and my plans for October were big.  As you are aware by now, the JASNA AGM happened in my backyard, Ft. Worth, Texas and I was part of the steering committee that has been planning the event for the last three years.  I devised the AGM Quiz, worked on the Author Book Signing Event, and planned a luncheon for the fiction writers who were present.   After the AGM, I gave myself two days to regroup before flying to southeastern Ohio for a week of writing and two library visits.  My family had been bracing for months.  We knew it was going to be tough without me around to taxi boys and buy groceries, but no one knew how tough.  On the Friday evening before AGM week, one of my sons injured his foot playing football with his friends.

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JASNA AGM: Insider Report (with a secret)

This blog was posted on Austen Authors on September 24, 2011

AGM Steering Committee Meets in Ft. Worth

 

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